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lick it: the redux (mander.xyz)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

At times, I'm a carbon conveyor

Mr. Xenon, would you please be my mayor?

You'll be doing us a really big favor

Boy uranium has a lot of flavor

When it comes to decay lead is your savior

Follow tin for the heavy behavior

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

That is generous on what you can lick...

About half of the green ones would still probably kill you, just...slowly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How does one lick a gas?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Simply stick your tongue out and you'll be licking gasses.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

What if I lick Na, Cu and Zn at the same time?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well. I have two suspicions.

One, you can lick just about anything once, if your brave enough.

Two.... most things are rather boring to lick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I guess you really shouldn't lick noble gasses when they are in a state that is lickable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I'm so glad someone made this joke for me, I couldn't think of a funny way to make it on the original post