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Snake on a train delays Japanese bullet service (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' train!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've had it with these mother loving snakes on this Monday through Friday train!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

They're monkey-fighting, not mother loving!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

But was it an escaped boomslang snake?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'll be concerned when it's zombies on a train.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Snakes on a plane, zombies on a train, crocodiles on a snowmobile, vampires on a ferry, werewolves on a funicular, moth men in a kayak, sasquatches on a tricycle, golems in an uber, mermaids on a tram, mummies on a dirigible, ghouls in a jeep…

This franchise has legs!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well we have:

Snakes on a Train (2006)
Zombies on a Plane (2025) - OJ's last film?

And Train to Busan is basically Zombies on a Train.

So there is plenty of room for more, in the way people went wild after Cocaine Bear.

I'd add to your suggestions with:

Walrus on a Tourbus
Fairies on a Ferry
Yeti on a Cable Car

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And a whole car based spinoff series (not all of which are quite as scary):

Pandas in a Fiat Panda
Vipers in a Dodge Viper
Jaguars in an E-Type
Stag Beetles in a VW Beetle (and the out of sequence, fan-favourite instalment: Stag Beetles in a Triumph Stag)
Male Horses (under four years old) in a Mitsubishi Colt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Pandas in a Fiat Panda

I could definitely see this as a viral as back in the day - SLJ turns up and his Fiat Pandanus full of pandas, prompting a sweaty rant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

This franchise has legs!

Legs on more legs!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I saw that documentary