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[–] [email protected] 92 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (19 children)

I used to live nearby! Loved that silly thing, just don’t treat it like one big roundabout - it’s six chained roundabouts that you can use individually; both green and red routes are valid and legal for the same destination:

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Could someone flip this for those of us who drive on the right?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But the drawn arrows already imply driving on the right side? Or did this get edited?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i was literally just thinking - the cars are driving on the left and the arrows are all driving on the right 😂

[–] pythonoob 6 points 6 months ago

I had to study this image way to hard lol. I'm an idiot

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Saving this pic so I can recreate this beautiful monster in Cities: Skylines.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Having driven on that magic roundabout as well as the one in Swindon I can tell you that most minds can't comprehend them

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't mind the complexity of it, but they need to make it bigger to make lane changes possible. That and experienced drivers are too impatient for new drivers to figure it out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Most people i see on a daily basis can't hndle a normal 2 lane roundabout, ao i'm not sure if that would help

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[–] Gobbel2000 54 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I enjoy this meme. Truly a Lemmy original.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's a step up from beans & jeans, for sure.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Shhhh! Just to mention it might bring it back!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

The redditor mind cannot comprehend this

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago (4 children)

there are many roundabouts in my American city and sometimes the Americans even use them correctly

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Of course I know how to use a roundabout! Step one: close eyes Step two: floor it Step three: pray Works every time!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You joke. I have personally seen someone use a roundabout like a launch ramp and survive.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

1 min without traffic

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (5 children)

American? Do you mean USAEan?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (17 children)

Ok. I get it. There are people in the Americas that are not from the US. But do you call people from the United Mexican States "Unitied Mexican Stateans"? No, that sounds ridiculous. I think that it's silly anyway to call everyone from either Americas "American" anyway; they are two different continents! "North American" or "South American" would be better, if you must get so broad with your adjectives (but really, continent-wide generalizations of people are rarely useful anyway). Sorry for the rant.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There was a meme posted earlier that used the term "USAean". They were referring to that i think

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah I went ultra meta. The first countermeme said USAean instead of American, and then one of the topish comments was "USAean? Do you mean American?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (4 children)

1: I was making a meta joke, and this point isnt really your fault

2: Canada takes up more of North America than the States does, and no one says "United States of Mexico", they say Mexico. Mexico is also not a continent that is shared with other Countries. In general I'm not going to fight people referring to the States as America, but you arguement is BAD

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

tbh "united mexican stateans" sounds cool, it should be used more

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was waiting for this one lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Inevitable as the heat death of the universe.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My American city has at least 2 roundabouts in it, and I happen to get confused by at least one of them every time I'm trying to get somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Based and freedom-pilled. Ignorance out for America, ~~brother~~ comrade.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

To be fair, it's the most American roundabout ever. Changing numbers of lanes, stop lights around it, and completely unintuitive. I seem to always be one lane more to the right of where I thought I needed to be.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Personally, I would have used the Swindon magic roundabout, but this works too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The less people that know about Swindon the better.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Can confirm. I tried 2 laps in the roundabout in front of Kaiser and people lost their minds 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I think the joke is people keep posting the "you can drive x hours and still be in y location", but really, you can drive indefinitely in one neighborhood, without every leaving. You could stay in the roundabout for as long as you want, just like you can drive from South Africa to Finland, or whatever.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Only if there's traffic. It says it only takes a minute without traffic.

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