#1 is true (almost) by definition. The other two, not so much.
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2024
650 points (97.7% liked)
Greentext
4485 readers
605 users here now
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
There is a significant amount of attractive girls that are just bitches because they can largely get by doing whatever they want with no on calling them out on their shit. They will ruin your life and make you wish you was gay.
Finding nice attractive girls is always pleasant. But next thing you know you go home and you lay in bed and realise you fallen in love. They are fuckers like that so you got to watch out.
Best sex is with the slightly crazy alternative girls. Or the really kinky girls that aren't hot enough to get swamped by attention.
Hot girls can get away with being hot, as mentioned above, sometime they fucking suck in bed because all they know what to do is be hot.
I think it's mostly a coin toss. But there is the hot girl paradox, where they tend to have low self esteem compared to just an attractive girl. My theory has always been that they very rarely have reasonable interactions with normal men.
But anyway, anyone with low self esteem will suck in bed.
I think you're confusing "attractive" with "hot". Anon said to date an attractive girl. Hot girls who act like bitches are not attractive
That's the difference between physical attraction and mental attraction.
You could be a huge cunt but I'd still want to fuck you. I wouldn't want a relationship but those don't always have to be the same thing.
If anything, some people think that theyre so attractive, they dont even need to do much during Sex.
I thought it was all just a single statement. "Pleasant to look at sex is better. [The sex] will make you happier and more confident."
Poor? Just simply become rich.
My man, I don't even know how to thank you.
I'm in tears. I don't know what I've been thinking of all this time. Why did I not just think of this.
My life could have been so much better already.
Big thanks. You've completely changed my life.
One maybe at first. Two is subjective and three is temporary. I'm experience the most conventionally attractive person I had sex with was what's know as a pillow princess so I did all the work. OP is a virgin and gay.
You don't gotta lie man, no one here has had sex it's ok
We have all had sex with your mother.
Thank you, now I really feel the 4chan experience
But I haven't used any slurs yet :(
The most attractive person I had sex with was a heartbreaking cheater. They cheated on their boyfriend with me when they knew I was head over heels for them. Can confirm attractiveness is overrated.
Can't help but notice that seems to be a child, not a woman.
I mean, it's 4chan. There are broadly speaking only two categories of people on there: teenage boys and manchildren
Is manchilden a nice way of saying nonces?
No, a manchild is an adult with the maturity and thought processes of a child.
This doesn't rule out also being a pedo as well though.
OK, three categories
which category do the FBI agents fall into?
I'm there I'm neither, but I can't comment any more because of the damn captchya not working.
Still the best place for memes though
Too hard to tell just from that shitty photo.
Not when the pic is taken tho right ?
She was 19 in season 1. I tried to get a photo of her from season 1.
They found the one hack that everyone has missed
sex is better
No it's not lol, the best sex I've had has been with average-ish looking women. Most really beautiful women tend not to put in as much effort, demand more effort/attention, and are often extremely arrogant.
Fine for a one night stand here and there I guess but on average the sex is objectively worse in my experience. Sample size of a couple dozen though so I guess it's not scientifically valid (I'm done being a ho though, no more research for me; stable relationships are way better anyways).
The original post was incorrect but you circled back around to being incorrect in the opposite way. Those two things don't have a causal relationship.
Correlation doesn't mean causation, but the trend is there nonetheless. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I for one actually have good experience with hot ladies in bed. I just tend to stick to once they’ve gotten old enough to get real freaky and know what they want
Yeah. 14 year olds just don't have the experience.
/j cuz 4chan is filled with vile.
Gimme my middle aged women dammit!
I work in a school and I see all the kids as children that must be protected. But damn my attraction to milfs skyrocketed once I started meeting more moms.
I’m 29. So is the daughter of a lady I make out with. The daughter is attractive and also into women, but the mom was the one I met and I’ve got no regrets. I look at 18 year olds and it’s not that they aren’t pretty, it’s that they’re very new to this adulthood thing. Give me a woman who knows what she’s doing when she files her taxes.
As at least one of our founding fathers intended.
I can jump on Scruff and have a sexy dude deliver himself to my door and give me the best blow job of my life within a hour. No need to be generous, they wanna get it with enthusiasm.
Thats kinda unfair if you're bi. If I wanted, I could find a guy to let me suck his cock within the hour and it would be good dick too. I've never had sex with a woman and I'm in my 30s. Would like to try it someday but probably won't, I just don't get hetero romance.
Crazy, so what you're advocating is that being gay is a choice?
Wild, considering this is two separate posts where "man struggles to find woman" is the subject and you suggest gay dating apps.
I mean anon is dumb and it objectively varies between people what is even more laughable is the other anon is taking it as a fact and acting like this anon is stating the obvious . Talk about incels in a pond jeez
I think you're missing annons sarcasm towards op
it's 3D it only wants your money