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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I can jump on Scruff and have a sexy dude deliver himself to my door and give me the best blow job of my life within a hour. No need to be generous, they wanna get it with enthusiasm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Thats kinda unfair if you're bi. If I wanted, I could find a guy to let me suck his cock within the hour and it would be good dick too. I've never had sex with a woman and I'm in my 30s. Would like to try it someday but probably won't, I just don't get hetero romance.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago

Crazy, so what you're advocating is that being gay is a choice?

Wild, considering this is two separate posts where "man struggles to find woman" is the subject and you suggest gay dating apps.