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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. 14 year olds just don't have the experience.

/j cuz 4chan is filled with vile.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Gimme my middle aged women dammit!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I work in a school and I see all the kids as children that must be protected. But damn my attraction to milfs skyrocketed once I started meeting more moms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I’m 29. So is the daughter of a lady I make out with. The daughter is attractive and also into women, but the mom was the one I met and I’ve got no regrets. I look at 18 year olds and it’s not that they aren’t pretty, it’s that they’re very new to this adulthood thing. Give me a woman who knows what she’s doing when she files her taxes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

As at least one of our founding fathers intended.