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Lucky that he's a fool of a Took (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Sauron now knows everything about second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I love that idea of a divine being of primordial evil downloading all that bullshit and thinking "MAKE IT STOP".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Still, it's better than what I got from Gollum!" shudders

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Especially true since you just know that at some point Gollum must have fucked a fish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

He likes them raw and wiggly.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Sauron might have shown up at Morannon personally to faceroll everyone into oblivion before Gollum had time to fall into Mt. Doom, but he was too busy having second breakfast to attend.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

"Second breakfast! These hobbits are onto something!" nom nom nom

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

"I haven't eaten since the second age. I bet lava makes fantastic barbecue. Get that deep sulfur taste. Divert a river into the mines, I'm about to invent lox."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What about midnight snacks?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Late, late in the night, the hobbits gnawed on midnight snacks. Even Sauron knows them not.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago

Sauron now knows 40 ways to cook potatoes...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This is the reason he fucked up the shire; not because he knew a hobbit had the ring. "Fuck that furry-footed fuck."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Pippin: “I’m gonna be honest with you, Gando my man, I’ve been pretty blazed since we left Moria. I found some strange orc leaf in the caves and it hits harder than farmer Maggot when he catches you stealing his mushrooms. I haven’t the faintest idea what’s going on anymore. Hey, where’s Boromir?”

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