this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Oh these? My orbies? My massive fucking prognosticators? My super stuffed up scryers? My honker donker divination doinkies? My fucking future-stretching butterly-wing-flapping, probability-welling hex mounds?? Do you mean these super-augured goddamn mother-fortuned ORBS????

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I need Lemmy to let me repost this. I don't care if it's not original. It needs to be seen

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

At first glance I thought these were just response pics to when I made an oopsie and someone else pointed it out.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh crap! I'm going to become an egg!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Be careful. If you break, nothing, not even horses or men, will be able to put the shell back together. If that happens, we'll have to raise yet another chick here. Fem-farming's tough work ya know!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

We must burn the witch

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm not like them, but I can pretend

The sun is gone, but I have a light

The day is done, but I'm having fun

I may be dumb