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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If only I had a numeric type that could hold the value of how many seconds since the creation of the Universe, without overflowing, I'd be set.

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[–] 0x0 7 points 8 months ago

DST is a digital STD

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I'm not a developer but give him one for me too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Move to International Atomic Time timezone. clock_gettime(CLOCK_TAI, ...) and stop complaining.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I just discovered that while the ServiceNow APIs return all times in UTC, they use the user's default time for all times passed in as a parameter.

So if your account is set up in PDT and you say "give me this item that I just created", it will say "here your item, this was created at 17:00".

But if you say, "cool let me see all items created in the last hour, so anything greater than 16:00", then it will respond "got nothing for ya, chief."

[–] Jagget 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Would be more appropriate if it was the datetime library creator.

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