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[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (3 children)

350 is a steal for a finger

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

If they kept it on ice, they could ask much more for it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

"You want a finger? I can get you a finger, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a finger by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs."

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Did the finger come off when the charger exploded?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is iphone 7, not note 7

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Right, the charger exploded and not the phone

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'm sure the image posted doesn't have an exploded charger that could indicate why the comment you replied to was made!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

To any potential buyers keep in mind that if the phone ever goes dead or is restarted do I need the PIN

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Biometrics is good for identification, not authentication.

This is why.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is a meme. If you actually tried to use the severed finger, it wouldn't work.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

huh TIL.

Radio frequency -- RF waves do not respond to the dead layer of skin on the outside of your finger -- the part that might be chapped or too dry to be read with much accuracy -- and instead reads only the living tissue underneath. This produces an extremely precise image of your print, and ensures that a severed finger is completely useless.... This means that the Touch ID sensor should be remarkably accurate for living creatures, but it also means that only a finger attached to a beating heart will be able to unlock it. source

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I am not jealous of your browser history.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Just microwave it bro

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Damn thats a nice looking and perfectly cut finger

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

also still red

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I use Android but how much for the finger?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Who uses their pinky finger for unlocking their phone? That's the real crime here