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Star Wars Memes

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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.

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Do not post the "good friend" or similar copypasta

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Special days!

Friday and weekends: Caption contest. An image will be pinned, and we shall make captions for it and post them in the comments.

Wednesday: Theme day. We have Droids day, EU day, poem day, aliens day... Let the pinned post guide you. Memes with the theme are preferred.

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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.

The general idea is, if you're looking here for rules, you're probably someone who doesn't need to have them spelled out. You're fine. But anyway:

  1. This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that's meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart... Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.

  2. We are all friends here, and love (sometimes love to hate) Star Wars. Be nice to each other.

  3. As fans of fictional media, we can be passionate. If you very strongly disagree with something or someone, take a deep breath before reacting. Anger leads to the dark side!

  4. Everything in Star Wars has happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, and it's a rich universe of millions of words and millions of years of history. So current Earthly matters really shouldn't concern us here. In other words, leave politics, philosophies and convictions behind the door. This applies even if it's about something related to Star Wars.

  5. Original content is preferred. Reposts are fine, just please limit to a maximum of 3 per day, per citizen. It is recommended, but not required, to mark original memes as (OC) and reposts as (repost).

  6. Local mods are the Jedi council. They may take actions that are necessary to maintain peace and stability of the Republic, even beyond the rules outlined here. Follow their guidance.

  7. Regular rules of the Lemmy.world instance apply.

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Lucas won't even let you see the original Star Wars without his CGI additions. Lucas has lied to deflect from being criticized for his decisions.

Harmy and the 4k77 project have illegally done what Lucas refuses to do.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lucas won’t even let you see the original Star Wars without his CGI additions.

My VHS tapes say otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I thought he manually edited the masters, so the original Star Wars without CGI additions no longer exists.

I do love the Harmy Despecialized editions. Also check out the Anti-Cheese edits of the prequels.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The cheese is why the prequels are fun to watch though! We've all worked through our collective trauma about how trashy the prequels are, now we're ready for good ol fashioned hate watching.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I'm not sure "we've all worked though" it, but I'm glad I'm not the only one with this perspective. I tried to explain "rage watching" the prequels to a non Star Wars fan not long ago and they looked at me like I had 3 heads.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (5 children)

You can destroy the negatives with extra processing but you can't destroy the prints. Lucas has original prints and if he didn't he had the millions to acquire them. If fans did it, Lucas could have.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not his choice any more. Now Disney is the one not allowing it.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I've always loved the Harmy version but recently I watched 4K77 without noise reduction. My god.... so much grain!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Is grain that stuff that's rough and gets everywhere? I hate it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was to screw over his ex-wife.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It likely was. That and the ego of someone who wanted to be Steve Wozniak but was really a Steve Jobs.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago (5 children)

If the original trilogy is anything to go by, George Lucas desperately needs a good editor. I can't imagine a longer cut will be anything but worse than what we got...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

That's exactly why we want it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The "special director's anniversary editions" or whatever the hell they were called were the worst bullshit insult to those of us that grew up with the original trilogy. Fuck you, George Lucas.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Despecialized Edition to the rescue!

And you can torrent it now! Back in my day we had to download it as 20 separate files from Mega.nz!

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

Disney: No.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's just 2 hours of Jar Jar Binks slapstick.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

When is the screening?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

It's hard to trust George Lucas with Star Wars after he keeps making so many little changes. Can I see the Topher Grace prequel cut instead?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"George, the house is on fire!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No, Vader, it's just the Death Star exploding.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Well, George, you are an odd fellow, but I must say - you sell a good franchise.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

No mother, it's just the Disney rights.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

George Lucas? Release an old cut of a movie he made that his fans want to see? Where have I heard that one before?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We need a wrath of vader movie.

For it to work, he needs to keep his mystery. Like, I don't want to see him collect his laundry. But basically just him going round the galaxy mercilessly hunting down and murdering the crap out of Jedis.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've been saying for years that the market exists for an R-rated movie about Vader hunting Jedi, but Disney doesn't have the balls for it.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Seymour! Seymour! The Chosen One is on fire!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At no point watching any of the prequels did I think "man, I wish this was longer"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Idk, the pod racing seems excited.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

George Lucas should screen this cut of the film at Sodankylä Film Festival in Finland.

That way, he could be feted by the most dedicated of the film buffs. AND experience the Aurora Borealis. Localised entirely on the geographic region he is in.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Well I'm from Tatooine and I've never heard that before.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I'd watch it. It couldn't be worse than the ST.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Just think of all the memes you could mine from four hours of patented Lucas dialogue.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago
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