North Korea like: if I can't have a space program nobody else can either
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Starlink was the first company and product designed to intentionally increase space junk.
Although not needing to provide and internet connection does mean FragSat is a cheaper and more superior product.
Starlink to date has not had any collisions, and it saved me from Comcast.
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Pretty sure the joke is aimed at cubesats
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Just spit balling here but is there any reason we couldn't also make the radioactive?
Russian-American de-escalation line transcript from Dec 14th 2024:
Saltzman: Dmitry, care to enlighten me as to why exactly Roscosmos felt the need to launch a Soyuz with nothing but depleted uranium marbles on board?
Rogozin: Scy-eence
Saltzman: OK, and why the second one?
Rogozin: Ree-plecibility
Saltzman: ...
Rogozin: Vhat? I dought you like spacebolls
"Just another way we're bringing space down to earth"
^ Fantastic tag line
Honestly you could do a ton of damage if you were to just yeet a metric ton or so of sand and gravel into LEO and released it in an exciting fashion
Make sure it's in a retrograde orbit for maximum fuckery
sand accelerated on a glitter bomb like spinner so you cover all angles
Of course you could, but good luck letting Leo agree to that, he was even squeamish about the anal sex.
Imagine a starship load of glitter. The horror!
That sounds like a good way to find a spaceship full of dead astronauts with very glittery lungs.
Or when the sun hits the glitter mass just right: the beauty?
Kessler Syndrome is Bestler Syndrome.
Except for the Space Force, that is.
To be fair, something like this bud scaled up would be the only realistic way to try and fight off a hypothetical extraterrestrial invasion. Once I saw it suggested we could mass-deploy Thunder Wells to fill an orbital window with a cloud of giant steel shrapnel.
A Thunder Well is literally a bore hole with a nuke in it, and a huge steel plate on top. It was done originally as and experiment and they never did find that fucking plate; it might have been vaporized, but that's nothing a little redesign couldn't fix.
Simpsons did it already...
But really look at project Westford created a bit of stink
Thanks for the link, I hadn't heard about that before.
HIMARS IN SPAAAAAACE
HIMARS chonky uncle
Steel balls touching each other would cold weld themselves into a clump if all touching like that. They're going to need a couple design changes.
Not if they’re made on earth and exposed to the atmosphere.
The layer of iron oxide on the outside will prevent cold welding.
Or just coat them all in grease.
All the vibration from them rubbing against each other as they achieve orbit will rub off the Oxide layer. A light oil would probably do just fine.
It's not gay if steel balls don't touch.
Pam.
Cold welding is crazy...
Forbidden ball pit
Hey y'all got any more of them dark ages?
That logo of a cinder block on the moon is incredible.
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