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IF Brains were Computers...
What Dos commands would be running?!
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It wouldn't run DOS. There would be a Linux kernel running a full-blown workload manager ... which is severely misconfigured.

  • Tasks are waiting in the queue for months (sometimes years).
  • Some tasks are running for very long and then get terminated in favor to a new task which got enqueued a second ago.
  • Most tasks crash (segfault), due to overallocated memory.
  • CPU load is constantly at 100% although many tasks are just idling.

At least that's the case in ADHD brains.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

So, basically, Dwarf Fortress.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

DROP TABLE names;

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Syntax Error

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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