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[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sublime. The whole of life can be summarized by a comic about a cat and a pipe.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

This is the nature of the world, here. When I see the world, the politics, the future, the satellites in space, and the people that put them there, you could look at everything as a man and a cat.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

'-' |`| '-' _ ? ! >''_''< ~

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Donde esta tobacco? , Gata!!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Garfield was my best friend’s sister’s cat.

I loved her pussy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Welp, time to rewatch 07/27/1978

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Make one more detailed, John asks, "where my crack pipe?" Cut to Garfield freebasing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I-can't-help-my-feelings-I'll-go-out-of-my-mind

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Which band made a video in a sumo ring?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Thanks-- I thought that looked like Rivers but I wasn't sure. Can't say I liked much of the Green Album though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ceci n'est pas un Garfield.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Ceci une pipe honjonhon

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

📰🤷‍♂️🐱💨

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I miss verbose memes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I don't think I like this. But, I spent a bunch of time looking at it. I guess that means maybe I like it. I don't want to up vote it, but I will just to be safe.

I guess this means it's art.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Looks like some generative ai training data

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

i used to spend hours doodling the Garfield triangular stripes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think I remember "le chat qui fume" is a famous cafe in Paris

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

That's the one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes yes yes yes yes we need to go deeper who can give me one more set

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Replace Jon Arbuckle with a car parked in a driveway sideways; cut that out of a magazine, stick it in. Replace him there in the second panel with a food processor, okay. And then we put a picture of the planet in the third panel over Garfield. It still works.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

That... doesn't look like a makeshift crack pipe to smoke DMT?

Maybe Vic and Garfield had more ethnobotany knowledge than the comic let on and they're puffing changa. Maybe that's why Garfield can talk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Keep going, you are almost at hanzi

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Alzheimers group is leaking