Meal Team Six
this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2024
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Looks too skinny for Meal Team Six, or the Gravy Seals for that matter.
If that's your idea of skinny, what do you consider buff?
Most of y'all quaeda is far fatter than that
He's not fat or skinny, he's pretty fucking strong, man. That dude is built like a powerlifter.
The dark hordes of Popeyes gather, worshipping their false poultry god, but their 11 spicy lies shall not sway us, for we are Cane's Chosen and we will fight to the last tender!
And my dipping sauce!!!
And now they're okay with wearing a mask of course
Don't be a part of this domestic infighting. Join the Knights of Chik-fil-A on their Holy Crusade to destroy Chinese food at its very source.
But the Chinese are led by General Tso, a highly renowned culinary general.
I need to talk to you about your flair
No one is pointing out the bag of Chipotle chips?
There’s also Jimmy John’s
Look deeper
Oh wow so much more
Jimmy John's PMC patch. ngl I kinda want one
Freaky fast delivery. You could even say, hypersonic
Yeah came here to say this too
Is that a Bennigans tattoo on his arm? That's like the microwave grill equivalent to fighting for Rhodesia
And Canes(?), and Joes Crab Shack, a hardees morale patch on the hat, Applebee's and Jimmy John's on the plate carrier, and a chipotle bag in hand.
Discount Etsy agitprop, bugles take on race.
Über Forces
Snow Crash is a fun book.