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[–] lowleveldata 27 points 7 months ago

I heard that spiders are good to have because they eat other nasty bugs

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

house spiders are usually the least offensive critters in it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Finds spider in your house

Drops it on your face in the middle of the night while it sits on your chest staring at the chaos it created.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a gift. Be polite and eat it as your master commands.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Once is a gift, every night is just being a dick.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Annoyingly, my cat has zero interest in spiders. Any other bug from silverfish to houseflys, she loves to hunt, but not spiders.

Guess what the one bug I'm afraid of is.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Well your cat is smart and knows that the spiders are cooperating with it to hunt all the other bugs :)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Tell that to Kansas!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Same. If my cat finds a spider it just touches it gently with it's paw and just stares at it till it goes away. Too slow I guess?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Good guy cat, doesn't attack the bug you're afraid of because it attacks much worse bugs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What a fantastic format! Is this OC or have I been out of touch?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I’ve found this on my phone going through old downloaded stuff and was like "yeah, that’s something worth uploading"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Now there's a beast I need in my house