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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This ramps straight into a cemetery, though, so kinda a one stop shop, no?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

You think of everything, don't you, smart boy?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's convenient

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't think your story has the intended effect. All you're saying is that it was loud and scary but no one got hurt. If I was a dumbass teenager that would probably make me want to do it even more.

But yes, that would be incredibly stupid.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Every once in awhile I'll see a very low hanging car carrier truck on the road, and I've always wanted to try just driving up onto it while they are still moving. I'm guessing you are the kind of person to tell me that's a bad idea too.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you missed the stunt bonus..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I felt that in my soul

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Probably clear the STOP sign. If you're flying over it, you don't have to stop,right?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Cops hate this one trick! The STOP sign clearly is out of its jurisdiction above the sign itself.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah I don't think the stop sign applies to airborne vehicles

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but light pole and tree sure do

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

How's the roll cage on your car?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

you can do it, but only once :-)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you aim for the stop sign you can hit the palm trees hit box and it bounces you over the fence into an out of bounds area, altho you do get instant 3 stars.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

My intrusive thoughts go crazy when I see this.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Well that’s certainly one way of getting into the cemetery.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Do you want to get chased by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane? Because that's how you get chased by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

There's no cone in front of it for a reason...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's freaky... Do you know that area, or are you pulling out EXIF or something else?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's a pseudo hobby of mine to attempt pin pointing a picture on google maps when enough information is visible in the picture/post context.

In this instance, I saw the street cones have "City of Riverside" stenciled on them, and zooming in I can see the street sign in the background says "Fourteenth St".

So a gmaps search of "City of Riverside cemetery fourteenth st" got me to the right city block. After that it was "cruising around" in street view to find this intersection. I further confirmed with a unique gravestone on the right, and a gate in the background.

Finally, the exif info on this file looks like it's stripped/scrubbed, no geo info or other hints to give away location. I'm hoping Lemmy by default strips exif info on upload (I know it's a common practice for other social/image hosting apps).

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this Florida? In which case get a bag of bath salts first.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Offspring intensifies

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OMG, last week I was on the interstate as passenger behind one and recorded a brief video saying "Should we ramp it? Should we?..."

LOL, I haven't bothered uploading it yet, but I might later.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Nah, we’re good man. Save the electrons.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

They leave this lying around every once in a while, just so it's barely plausible when you see a convenient trailer like this in a movie. Some prop master left this here to tempt you, like the devil.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

14 hours later - how did it go?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Car still stuck in the power lines

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yes you should, but stop before the stop sign.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Let us know how that works out for you. If you survive

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Is that the freebird solo i hear?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Get those stunt points man!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

that's gotta be worth at least 5,000 points

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Is that thing locked into that position? Or will it teeter forward as soon as you put the car’s weight on the front of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Can't unseen burnout track.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That depends, are you currently in Florida?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Turbo boost!

When I was a kid in the 80s watching knight rider I misheard and thought they said turbo bush, because there was a convenient bush in the way hiding the ramp each time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There's an invisible power-up at the end of that ramp.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spy_Hunter

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If you don't what are you even doing with your life?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Do it!! We know from the Dukes that no matter how bent your car looks immediately after a jump, it'll just immediately straighten out and keep driving!!1!!

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