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[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago (3 children)

MASSIVE Dwarven energy. This image is the closest you're going to get to seeing a bunch of children of the mountain sitting in their tavern, discussing their metalworking (hobby cars and bikes) and drinking brews that could atomize a human liver with a single sip.

Anyways I think these guys are cool

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Not my scene but I’m not hating on them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Dwarves wouldn't cut their hair like that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Rock and stone

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

POV : You are overpriced artisional consumer product that has been locally produced.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

POV: You are a burger with $2 worth of ingredients sold for $15 and served on a wooden plank

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean at this point with inflation I think that's just a big Mac on a McDonald's chip board table.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah, that should probably be a $50 burger. The last time I hung out with guys like that it was $15 though.

And with all the cattle deaths in Texas because of the fire it's like $10 of ingredients.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

These are also the guys that brew my coffee and look at me weird if I put cream in it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I am on their side. Do what you want, it's your coffee, you have to like it, but we do what we want, we silently judge.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

In a peak hipster move, they’re all married to each other to get a tax break on the most expensive loft in the Greenpoint neighborhood in Brooklyn.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

In the best of NYC tradition, they’re all committing benefits fraud by registering each other with the city as dependants so they all collect $5K/month in SNAP and $2K/month in Cash Assistance. Each. Their loft is rent controlled, and the city pays 100% of rent and utilities. They all have free health insurance, paid by the city of New York.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They keep insisting it’s totally ironically though and they’re, in fact, not gay.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

They also probably run their own men’s skincare line, with names like “Face Mud” and “Beard Grease” as not to offend anyone’s “masculinity”, but it’s actually very fancy and couture with organic, fair-trade ingredients, produced by hand, on their roof.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

They all have names like Jasper or Hamilton and will name their pets Bill Furray or Adolf Kitler.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

The car park is full of Volvo 740's Café Racer motorbikes and fixed gear bicycles

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Ok, that bald dude is ROCKING the look.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

In the PNW at least, faces like that also crafted the beer. Ashes to ashes, beard to beard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Was gonna say, these guys look like my neighbors, my sisters husbands, and co workers.

These guys look like me...

Aw fuck!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're your sister's husband? Wouldn't that put you quite a distance southeast of the PNW?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Nah, lol. Im just saying everyone here looks the same

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Hops to malt

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Personally I feel like the guy taking the photo and the bald guy might be nice to hang out with based on vibes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nobody told these gents that there is such a thing as having too much personality.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

No such thing. Live out loud, grow a big beard if you want.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Guy in the beard in the bottom left corner pulling some serious Ian Mythic Quest vibes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Beards are ruined now for a spell. I should shave mine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Nah, just don't trim it and let it get proper bushy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Me and the boys

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I didn’t say anything negative about them.

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