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[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As you can see, this heart contains no blood. This is usually fatal.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Plus there is only half of it. It's not healthy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Halfhearted.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

MRW the doctors tell me there’s nothing they can do for me because my heart is sliced in half and also being electrocuted

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Me when my grandma starts typing "p" in the address bar

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

[roblox] "oeufff"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Oof ouch my organs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Apparently the heart, once removed, kills you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Ś Ť Ř Ō Ñ K Ē

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

In figure A, you can clearly see how The Quickening stops the heart of the defeated Highlander to preserve any energy left for the victor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

"Removing a human's heart causes interesting effects such as: D E A T H"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

How are we able to survive having things shot through our skulls, but die from this? How?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

When I open the pantry and find that my partner ate the last snacks in the house.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

When she tells my heart. And the title can be something something achey breaky.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This area here: is key to triggering graceful falls and the most comfortable naps.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Sinoatrial node stops working = fall down go boom

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Definitely not you-know-what side-effects.