this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Couldn’t help but read all these in the Powerthirst voice:

Powerthurst

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

#SPORTS! AHHHH!! YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Especially diamond bags!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Holdindown Thefort" is my favorite pastime.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I guess they meant for military use? That's definitely a weird one lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Definitely bought a bunch of these in my 'i'll make money on ebay' phase of adolescence.

so if anyone wants a pair of these sweet babies, I'll let them go for $50 OBO.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You weren't able to sell them? I used to have a successful side-hustle on eBay, but I never did try to sell sunglasses. It seemed like there was too much competition for that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Definitely not.

Something about buying something in bulk that nobody really wants for a price nobody would really pay 🤷‍♂️

I also bought some vintage postcards, but it turned out the only people buying those at the time were dickheads wanting to resell them at a profit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Ha! Sorry dude. The postcard thing was funny though. I used to hit up yard sales looking for things to sell on eBay. I also imported some Bluetooth headsets from China and then sold those on eBay. My biggest item was refurbished Xbox 360s. I learned that Microsoft issued a recall on them and would repair or replace them, no questions asked, but that wasn't common knowledge. So I was buying red ring of death Xboxes off eBay and Craigslist for $50, sending them to Microsoft to be repaired/replaced, and then selling the working ones for $200 each. That was a pretty good hustle while it lasted, except for the fact that I had to list each Xbox multiple times before someone would actually pay for their order. Apparently a lot of drunk people buy Xboxes they can't afford at night, and then make up all sorts of wacky excuses in the morning. This was after the 2008 crash, so I had a dozen different hustles going to keep a roof over our heads.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

They're good for flight but you have to take them off for land landings, only seaplane pilots can wear them during landing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is that KNEE BOARDING guy jacking off?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I think it's supposed to be a delineation of arm/hand, because there's the same thing at the leg/foot interface. Apparently wrists and ankles have a different color than the rest of you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Damn, I was hoping to do some four-ball juggling, but I guess I'll either have to practice, or less.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I'm confused by the illustration of motor-boating.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Danke. My vision is not the best!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

No problem. It's just a Chinese brand from Amazon. They were the cheapest polarized sunglasses I could find at the time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

rifling

So, not pistoling or shotgunning? Just rifling?