That's just... all goblins, right?
I guess it depends on how Konsi feels about garlic bread.
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There's a reason I left garlic off the list ;)
Not at all, Konsi. Your skin is a very healthy shade of green.
Konsi actually has extremely good skin for a goblin, mostly because she's free of Maglubiyet's curse - but she has difficulty recognizing beauty in herself.
What does the curse do to their skin?
It gets ashy.
Sores, boils, pock marks, blotchiness...
Maglubiyet's curse just makes goblins a little bit "worse" in every conceivable way.
"Look, I'm sorry, I just had to check whether a stake through the heart would kill him. It didn't really occur to me that it would kill normal people too." ;)
I think this happened once in Buffy.
The goblins I know don't brood. They plot.
I should be more like ,,is paralyzed when struck with a stake through the heart". But thats ruins the joke.
Fortunately, Faelys is an unreliable narrator.
If it quacks like a duck...
wait konsi is a goblin? I thought she was just a really tiny orc
Yeah, she has a few goblinoid features, larger ears, lack of pronounced tusky teeth. She's taller and prettier than most goblins (4ft) because she's free of Maglubiyet's hold, which twists and corrupts his servants.