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[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I can't see the jean in this meme, it must be very subtle. Can someone help?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

I would also like to know (I'm incapable of laughing at anything that doesn't have jeans)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

The person has a gay jean for sure.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Straight jean is a model, no?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

🎵 Straight Jean is not my pants! She's just some denim that says I am the one but the jorts are not my son! 🎵

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Maybe he's jay

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Pshh everyone knows the world of Jimmy Neutron hasn't had jeans since the day the pants attacked.

Can't trust the sneaky assholes anymore.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lobster Guacamole Bacon Lettuce Tomato

Gotta try that some time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is the ~~future~~ lunch the liberals want for America

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I thought that was Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato Quinoa?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Nah its lettuce guac bacon tomato and queso

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I guess that works better

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This does explain why I sleep so poorly, I can't sleep straight

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Straight is a jean model no?

edit: wrong comment

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In 500 meters, keep straight

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But after that I can turn gay, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Gotta wait for instructions

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

My spine can tell you there's nothing straight about how i sleep

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Damn now that's some quality shit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

LG Beltalowda

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I for one would be very happy to sleep 8 hours straight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Straight sleeping = gay sleeping?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The g stands for guacamole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I always wondered about LG.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I know you didn't ask for this but LG used to be known as Lucky-Goldstar

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Didn't ask, but happy to learn it nonetheless!