Ain't no rule : 196

[–] [email protected] 165 points 8 months ago (5 children)

This guy called a conservative radio show and listed names of punk bands.

“One of my main problems is… I’m a Republican in a fairly liberal area, sometimes I feel like everyone is just Against Me!,” Dobi began, talking to host Liz Gabert. “I feel like what we need to do is listen to what our Descendents told us. ’Cause in the past we Refused to live a Life Of Agony. I’m Sick Of It All. Im sick of people thinking we’re just a Minor Threat. Enough of that Fugazi. A lot of these people just got Bad Brains, that are Misfits that waive Black Flag and they’re practically Anti-Flag. I think we need to Converge and help the Youth Of Today because every time you blink, 182 kids, they go missing…”

Only vid I could find was from the guy on shitter, sorry

https://twitter.com/robdobi/status/1463568810288500737

[–] [email protected] 105 points 8 months ago

i cant believe they managed to get blink-182 in there bahahaha

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago

I'm not into guys, but that dude is sorely tempting.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

...they're gonna have to deal with the Fallout, Boy

That ending was way too good

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Omg they even got reel big fish in there

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Ok this is the pure essence of trolling

[–] [email protected] 123 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I've met way too many people who think schools have litter boxes for furries, so nobody would question a dog playing basketball.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 8 months ago (4 children)

It was shared on here that that story stemmed from the fact that classrooms are keeping kitty litter handy so kids can shit in a bucket during school shooter lock down incidents.

Tiny bit of truth ÷ deflection x thing I hate = popular lie

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hol up, that's a thing? Fuck, I almost wish it was just to appease the furries, the reality is so much more depressing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

I think that's why the hate story works so well.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

As a bonus it also deflects what would otherwise be a damning story about the gun violence problem.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

The way you create a narrative is by saying something that's ninety percent true, omitting a bit of context, and sprinkling in one or two lies. That way, when it gets debunked, the firm believers will just say that it's close enough to the truth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

People insist it happens in the UK, too, and we don't have school shootings, so wouldn't have that source for the claim.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Misinformation isn't constrained by geography. At least, not enough to keep stupid from spreading.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Same where I am in Canada. I've heard it from several different sources.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it doesn't say a dog can't play basketball in the rulebook, so why would anyone question it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

They seriously haven't updated the rulebook? It's been a quarter century!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I'm going to start spreading this.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It never ceases to amaze me that some of my relatives genuinely believe that's a real thing that happens regularly.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I've heard so many people parrot the cat litterbox story, even though it was an obvious lie from the start.

And even if it were true, I can't imagine giving the slightest fuck about it.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Dude, yesrerday my fucking manager claimed that a local high school has a litterbox because a student identifies as a cat. It was almost bar for bar the same fake story that Joe Rogan was saying months ago! I had to tell the other coworker in the room at the time that I'm almost positive that it's not true and where the lie comes from.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's scary how many people parrot what they hear almost word for word with no thinking at all

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

That's what society is, it's not just them - we also tend to do this on some things. It's just a matter of realising that what society says may not be true after all.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The place that came from is that one school started keeping a box in the closet just in case there was a school shooter and someone had to go to the bathroom while the school was locked down.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Yeah it’s because our country’s gun problem is so out of control that our schools need bunkers and since the cops are too scared to go in, they need to be prepared to stay locked down long enough to need to piss in cat litter.

This is what I said to the last right winger I hear parroting the cat litter bullshit. He changed to complaining about Hunter in the next breath.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

When propaganda is so effective it becomes the Mandela effect.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Even worse, in the cases where there are buckets with cat litter in a school, it's for active school shooter situations (about halfway down, where Columbine is mentioned).

[–] [email protected] 89 points 8 months ago

"I said it makes no difference to me but a dog can't play basketball, but the woke lib ref says there ain't no rule says a dog can't play."

[–] ElderberryLow 43 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Air Bud was Disney I think so they probably don’t let their family watch.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Different time. Air bud came out in 97. This was well before "woke" was a thing conservatives thought they were afraid of. 9/11 didn't happen yet. America was a very different place and America loved Disney. This would have been watched by a lot of gen x, both on the early end as parents, and on the late end as children. Millennials have seen it for sure, myself being one of them. I think the odds are pretty high that someone would catch on sooner rather than later.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I'm genx and have never seen it. Nothing to do with Disney but my wife and I quit our movie theater jobs right before that cane out and it took years for me to be able to pay to watch movies again after that. Years of free movies, private showings, etc had spoiled us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Gen X was born before around 82, I think, so they were probably a bit old for Air Bud to be a childhood movie in 97. Definitely the older ones might have watched it with their kids, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

As a younger Gen X, my memory of Air Bud is a young cousin giving me a long-winded description of the movie at Thanksgiving, but I never actually watched it lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That's more so what I was meaning, my father's gen x from the early side and watched it with us as kids, including my older brother who's on the tail end of gen x. I guess it really does come down to proximity to millenials

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

If only Disney and Fox Corporation had something in common

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I want to spread this rumour in conservative Facebook groups. They'd all fall for it.

[–] pythonoob 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Something something litter boxes

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Got yelled at by my boss this morning for saying "we're in a province that just legislation in banning pronoun changes in schools without parental consent, does it seem likely there are litter boxes in schools". Fuck this province

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"our school outlawed children using nicknames, and there hasnt been one knife crime!"

[–] pythonoob 5 points 8 months ago

I wouldn't have been able to go by Goku when I was a kid with law like that. What is this shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Albertan spotted

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Even worse actually.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It would take until Faux News aired the story and people started to make fun of them for it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Nah - if they were to even acknowledge it being fake they'd say "but it does happen in other schools"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Let’s be real they wouldn’t notice at all lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

After the Supreme Court ruling declaring a dog, in fact, cannot play basketball.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

tangentially related

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Bleach7295 fun fact: I used to think it was said 'tangenitally.' But that's actually what you get on a nudist beach or something.

This has been a Bleach7293 fun fact.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I enjoyed that Bleach7293 fun fact! Thank you for that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

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