this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2024
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Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

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[–] [email protected] 160 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 70 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Cave Johnson. We're done here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

That's so lemon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Lemon peel is highly flammable

[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (3 children)

When GOD gives you LEMONS

YOU FIND A NEW GOD

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

GODBERRY: KING OF THE JUICE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would totally buy that brand of juice. It seems extremely sure of itself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Haha, I saw the original Powerthirst™ ad back in the day, but never knew there was a sequel! Thanks for the laugh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

There’s even a THIRD! I didn’t find that out until like a year ago!

The second one was my favorite.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

But i love lemons

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

THEN MAN IS GOD.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (2 children)

yes it’s mandatory. if you don’t put "rule" in the title we’ll boil you alive.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Do you always treat your guests like potatoes?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

No, sometimes we treat them like hobbits.

In which case we boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

where can i sign up for the club that enforces this?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

When life gives you lemons: Bottle your piss.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

It's not mandatory, but if you don't say "rule" then moss's alt will beat you senseless

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Warm... and mandatory.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I, a stickler for the rules, propose we must include the word rule in every comment.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You don't read the sidebar before posting to a community?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I do, not always in detail if they're too long - but this one isn't, and the sidebar here actually doesn't say anything about incorporating the word "Rule" in your post title.

The stickied Rules post DOES though, and I just saw that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It's preferred because of the style of the community. Also, a sticky isn't a sidebar, but that's not your fault lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It's more of a tradition than a rule. The "rule" that we're referring to is that you have to post before you leave

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Its not in the sidebar

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Capitalism has found you keep making lemonade when they shoot lemons at you, so they're exploiting that fact for profit. It's not even your lemonade!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The funny thing is that humans made lemons, not nature

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Humans made most of my problems too

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Got any grapes?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Fuckin' way she goes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I don't see any sugar. This guy made lemon juice instead of lemonade - no wonder life keeps giving him more lemons.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

One 'rule' for each lemon, yes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Welp, I guess I'll be saying "rule" for the rest of my life now rule.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When life decides to be a lemon, hold that fuckwit life down and pour boiling salted lemon juice in its eyes until it goes blind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You wanna knows what ironic? Life never gave us lemons. We made them with a sour orange and citron.