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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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Dad is a meerkat (lemmy.today)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Don't give them tools, they'll get smarter and then do really dumb shit like become human.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

boy have I got bad news for you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I am here to welcome our meerkat overlords.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Can't have shit in Detroit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The one mistake to absolutely avoid is inventing agriculture

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah the old redd... Nevermind, force of habit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Nah, you’re good. That was one of my favorite parts about Reddit. Also would have made a better title I guess.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Look his dad is giving screwdrivers to humans .

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

One day, those humans will have enough tools to destroy the world.

[–] simonmicro 1 points 10 months ago

Instant thought: "Ausgefressen - Moritz Matthies". Good stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Hey. No bodyshaming. He can't control his height.