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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.

... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

As long as I don't run out of fuel and crash...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I'll be fine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I certainly wont be starving to death!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Every 3 letter agency would be after me shortly

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

FUCKING PRONOUNS

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Oh well, I'll die happy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

You got a quarter?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I uh ... might be okay once I figure out what's going on

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I'll be just fine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I'm not sure about nutritional value, but it could be worse

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Brb, loading up on carbs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I’ll figure something out

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

could be worse

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Everyone will let the Wookie win?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I'm in luck! 😁

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

With the US healthcare system? Expensive.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I'm going to pick my nose!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

We musn't speak of him. He is legend.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Basically no change.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I'd be just fine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

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