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It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.
... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.
Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.
Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.
Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.
As long as I don't run out of fuel and crash...
I'll be fine
I certainly wont be starving to death!
I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.
FUCKING PRONOUNS
Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside
It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?
Oh well, I'll die happy
You got a quarter?
I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.
I'll be just fine.
I'm not sure about nutritional value, but it could be worse
Brb, loading up on carbs.
Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.
could be worse
Well, fuck
I'm in luck! 😁
My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger
Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal
With the US healthcare system? Expensive.
Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.
Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E
I'm going to pick my nose!
We musn't speak of him. He is legend.
Basically no change.
I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.
Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.
I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!
I'd be just fine.
It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.
Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.
Well, I can hunt, I guess.
