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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Depends on which one it is, one of them is significantly more helpful than the other.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

It's me or the other guy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I can't think of anything more metal than subsisting on arsenic, lead, and belladonna mixtures.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Well, coffee is essential. It's just more on the nose now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Looks like I'm drinking my way out of this. Who wants a brewski?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I'm in command but my crew had BETTER stay on my good side.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I'll survive for a little bit but I will almost certainly be the cause of my own death.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Not too bad,

I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life choo-choo chose me!

(And it's got a picture of a train!)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I'll be OK.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

At least I’ll be fed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.

or I die by licking a diseased corpse.

So, hard to tell if its good or bad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

....... Ohhh.......

...... Ohhhh nooooo........

(unless it doesn't have to be literal if I can get a job voicing Facebones let's fuckin gooooo)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

May very well go up in flames, is how bad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm... uhh. I think I'm screwed here.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean... I'm a pope and a king. I think I'll be alright.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For fuck sakes, can we not do this on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Apparently this is fun for many. Is fun not allowed here?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Another day on the job, comrades

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Oh I'll be "Stayin' alive," alright.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I think I'll be ok.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

This is not how I expected to get a degree in arachnology

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I'm gonna have what plants crave.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I sell tea, as 418 is a teapot, so I'd say not so bad

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Very bad. I'll I've got is a really gross bagel

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I gotta eat pineapples

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Welp, time to change my diet, as if they didn't have it rough already by being lonely. Sorry little dudes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I guess I'm a black rabbit now. Could be worse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Not bad at all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Guess I'm setting fire to a lot of robots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I have to either rob or digitally pleasure someone named Cooper

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I spelt mine wrong.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it Might take a miracle to get me started

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Time to stab Polyphemus in the eye and get outta this cave, I reckon.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Si vous dites mon nom, vous comprendrez.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think it'll be okay come night time.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Will you have a cup of tea? Ah go on, there’s plenty in the pot. Go on, have a cup of tea, so. Go on! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on ….

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