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[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Just to throw some old testament in to the mix - in it, god is non-binary and/or gender fluid, as they use both male and female pronouns (Hebrew doesn't have neutral pronouns), and both man and woman were made in their form.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And the angels are genderless too if I'm not mistaken

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

They're also genitalia-less

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

:(

deletes 100k words of angel literotica

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry the germans can just be an illusion and still get the job done I think

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not only do they lack genitals, but they're also Germans?? Can this day get any worse qwq

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

No they might be germans

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

You want to tell me Lucifer (the show) was factually incorrect?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Not entirely

Lucifer is canonically hot, so it got that right

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I don't know about the show but in the Sandman comic, angels don't have genitals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

As long as their ass isn't holeless ...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if you believe the holy spirit put a baby in Mary, is it that hard to believe the holy spirit ensured there was a Y chromosome?

Most denominations of Christianity don't put much emphasis on the virgin birth. Immaculate Conception, the idea that Mary herself was forgiven of Original Sin when she was conceived, is the more important bit.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

the holy spirit ensured there was a Y chromosome

The YHWH chromosome, as it was known back then

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

Simple answer: Mary had a reptile disfunction.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Satanic reptile shapshifters ruling the earth confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Jesus was a twin but "God" just mutated his X Chromosome through "god rays" and merged the cells together.

And now guess how the twin was called.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The twin's name?

Albert Einstein.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Result in an AFAB child.

A fabulous child, eh?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I know an ordained minister who loves stuff like this. Can't wait to share it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I get that you're making a joke, but still, FYI - https://isna.org/node/16/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

There's only one possible explanation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago