this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Only if they kill billionaires with private jets.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Exactly we need serial killers who target nazis and right wing assholes. We could give them medals.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

There's a reason those don't exist.

He'd get hunted down extra fast. The cops would unload full clips on random cars that just look like the killer's car. They'd send every man they've got after the killer, and then burn down the cabin in which he's hiding.

Cops are right wing assholes and look after their own.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do you mean that they have offset the emissions of all the people they murdered?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

16 tonnes per person per year.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

So what you're saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? ^/s^

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

They already can become mainstream celebrity and do a bunch of money selling their stories through books and movies. So why bother?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think they might struggle with the legal work

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Eh, just another proposed use case where a simple normal database does the job much better. And without unnecessary carbon impact, you're trying to sell the removal of those after all!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

9/11 terrorists: I'm gonna make so much money with this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

They’re vogue and green too!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Using BCs!!