this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 90 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ok now listen here u little shit

[–] [email protected] 76 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m at a loss for what I wouldn’t download.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a life purpose

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't cancel a life download

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Whether or not you can do that has become a state issue in the US pretty recently, and several have banned it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Yeah, that's part of the joke I went for, because all these "You wouldn't X" memes are things we would do if we could

[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm at a loss for words at how long it took me to figure out what this is

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

For me:

First panel: "Is this going to be a joke about the American health care system?"

Second panel: "Wait... there's a slim chance, that this is going to be a meme about introverts, but I think, this is..."

Third panel: "Yupp, that's it, no need to check the final panel"

[–] nieceandtows 30 points 7 months ago

If you wouldn't, it's your loss

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eh....honestly I probably already have......

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

It's legal to download bears in the USA, IIRC. At least their arms.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't, but I would download a hospital with said receptionist and doctor and wife.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

The number of people in the comments who are lost is Too Damn High

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Took me a second to realise. Guess i was a bit Losst

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't download a loss meme.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

I'm at a loss as to why I would want to do these things anyway. I'd much rather download a car.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Okay buddy you listen fucking here buddy >:(

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

It's always a highlight for me, unexpectedly seeing these

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Packet loss

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And I thought this was gonna be a critique on the American health care system and a guide how to pirate care

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Veterinarians have all the requisite skills, equipment, and access to medication for about 98% of human health care, and a much more reasonable expectation of value for providing such services.

The trick is finding enough motivation to convince them to work with you, without them ratting you out after the fact.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

My dog has a... pain... in his left arm... paw... that's making it difficult to type... I mean walk...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Just don't ask them with your meteorism, they will put a needle in you and literally put it on fire

Edit: it's called Tumpany in English apparantly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Subtle! I like it!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Computer, download wife.exe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

This is the future AI girlfriends want

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I’m a bit lossed here

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

You know me well

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Piracy is ~~theft~~ Loss

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Something something loss hahaha memes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

None of us can afford to do those things.