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[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (2 children)

has been bombarded with reactions (both good and bad)

Are articles just school essays with a minimum word count?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The sentence in brackets reduces its lethality by 90%

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Verbal crumple zones.