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[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (4 children)

whats a clap and how do i get one?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Sink a putt at a golf competition.

Those golf groupies will give you the clap.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Go to a really shady strip club, you might find some clap there. More likely if you pay with meth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)