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I wish I was able to fall asleep whenever I want (lemmy.fmhy.ml)

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I have insomnia and no sleeping pills, help!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Granted. You fall asleep whenever you desire. However, you immediately shit yourself every time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Worth it.