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Human rights (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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[+] [email protected] -14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah. The upside down shower I use works great. I clean myself off, and the shower head between my feet keeps spraying what I've just washed off my body... back onto my body. Totally reasonable, no reason for criticism.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

WTF are you on about, do you think bidets use toilet water from the bowl or something?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

A bidet only sprays your asshole though? And it doesn't get it's water supply from the toilet bowl, it's hooked up to clean water? I don't understand why you think any of that happens.

Edit: I read your other comments farther down, so the context changes matters. I get what you were aiming to say.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Thanks for at least trying to understand my admittedly poorly contextualized metaphor.