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JK Rowling slammed for asking if she can be Black if she likes “Motown & fancy myself in cornrows” (www.lgbtqnation.com)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't know where to hire enough pro wrestlers to get this done.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Japan? They have stables of wrestlers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't have the amount of cash needed to import them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Import them skinny, feed them on location