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[–] [email protected] 98 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

My ghetto-rasied white sister-in-law that loves Motown & has worn cornrows, would quite literally beat her into a pulp for saying something this stupid within her reach.

And yes mouthy bigots deserve their ass beat, but go ahead & show the rest of us how you are so "progressive" that you stand up for the absolute worse of humanity.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Seems like a perfectly rational response.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was being sarcastic; its fucking mental to brag about how easily your sister resorts to violence.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You dont think there might be some hyperbole in that claim?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Maybe she needs therapy (and no I'm not defending Rowling, she is trash)

Edit: downvoting therapy, upvoting violence. You people would make your parents proud.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I hate to be honest but JKR’s words turn into literal violence for trans people soooo congrats on how high your horse is

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

congrats on how high your horse is

Quite ironic way to end a "I'm more woke than thou" comment

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

By woke you mean "has basic empathy"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or is it politics when one has empathy for trans people?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You have no idea what I meant or what I believe and I have zero desire to explain anything to you since you assumed a bunch bullshit. Bye, jerk.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't let the door hit you on the way out sweetie :3

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ignorant AND trite! Shocking!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In the time it took to check your replies and reply back despite saying "bye" you probably could've just explained yourself if you had any reasonable explanation but alas I'm sure you have good reasons for dying on this hill us wokeratis just couldn't possibly fathom

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anything to have an enemy. No one gives a shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No one gives a shit about what? Have an enemy? What enemy? What? Did you hit your head too hard or smth

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe, but I doubt it would really do anything for her. She's actually not a bad person, but her upbringing means she's not the least bit concerned about going to jail after whipping a bad person's ass.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I am not saying anger issues make someone "bad" I'm just suggesting they can be dealt with better ways than brutalizing another humam

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Rights have never been gained through peaceful protest. There has always had to be enough blood spilled to scare the ever living shit out of those in power for us to gain anything at all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

You tell 'em, best friend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

which us is your current us ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If it's a fucking bigot, who cares?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

There is a reason that millennia of philosophers have been against violence. Same reason people oppose the death penalty. Boils mostly down to: "what if you're wrong?"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

You dont respect my existence, you can expect my resistance.

See also: Talk shit, get hit.