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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Sprite and magnesium citrate. A dose takes about 30 minutes to work, so if you dilute it in a 20 ounce bottle it should hit at about the 2 hour mark depending on how your body reacts.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

This is the stuff to use, but I don't think diluting will work like this. I recommend taking it, with a bit of sprite 30 minutes before showtime.

Stay hydrated!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I lost 7.5 lbs in one night due to that stuff. I went to the doctor because I kept having diarrhea. Turns out I was so constipated the only thing that could make its way out was liquid. I drank a bottle of that stuff and 45 minutes later...well...you know that one scene from Dumb and Dumber? Yeah, that was me for like an hour and half straight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully the shortage isn't still going on. There was a huge shortage a couple years ago and I couldn't get it anywhere. Had to resort to an enema to prep for my surgery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My local Walmart has it for $1.47 in grape, cherry, and lemon. Looks like Walgreens has it too!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Don't get the lemon. It's way too strong of a flavor lmao