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Yesterday I passed a barbershop and saw ads on their wall outside of men with beards and short hair. It is a revival or saving electricity ?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 134 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

I'm a unix-guru.

If I were to shave I'd get a -5 penalty on my bash magic.

If I skip showers for a month I can interface directly with any device in /dev

[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If I skip showers for a month I can interface directly with any device in /dev

None of /dev will want your interface.

[โ€“] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 13 points 4 months ago

/dev/zero will always be accepting.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I hate it when when my local /dev/shm gets smelly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Samson was actually a sys admin whose servers had incredible uptime until his beard was shaved.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

So says the unix bible

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

It's been foretold that after a year without touching grass you can harness one-handed vim

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

GROSS! And can you fix my nvidia drivers???

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

He can't take that risk! Don't you know what you're asking?