Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

stop drinking stuff like milkshake or chocolate milk with pizza and hamburgers please, what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously jeez...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Curious as to what the scientific explanation of why this is bad is?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pizza is at war with chocolate

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

then explain this:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Violation of the Geneva Convention.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Thats one of the reasons why

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

If you have too much fun at once, it shortens your lifespan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

There is none. They're just salty because they're lactose intolerant (maybe). They wish they could do that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Yeah, even thinking of this gives me diarrhea. The whole night.