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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but Jimmy Carr's greatest achievement is beating Father Time by transforming himself into a plastic vampire. Jerry Seinfeld's greatest achievement is making a movie where a bumblebee cucks Kronk.

I love Kronk, but immortality > bee sex.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Jerry's greatest achievement is his billion dollar bank account....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah, that came from the TV show Seinfeld, which is arguably Larry David's greatest achievement.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago

Who's bank account is it in LoL? Cuz at the end of the day, dude's got a billion dollars and that's a helluva accomplishment by anyone's standards.