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A shadow of his former self (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

new Spiced Gold label featuring the new, less fun Captain Morgan design

This is the new Spiced Gold label. They did keep the barrel instead of changing it to a chest, but overall it's not exactly what I'd call an improvement. They had the equivalent of Dustin Hoffman's Captain Hook as their logo and they replaced him with David Arquette

Edit: also, he's holding his sword like it's a cane. Wtf lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It looks like he's holding the guard instead of the handle. I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Can't unsee! I wonder if it's ai generated?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

...they replaced him with David Arquette.

Me: "Huh?" *pinch zoom in* "Holly fucking shit!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

The logo kinda makes sense for the alcohol free version:

https://media.captainmorgan.com/media/ix0gstkf/captain-morgan-gb-0-0.png?mode=crop

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What in the god's name is this abomination?! Rum without alcohol? So, water?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sugar cane water

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Children's grog.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Alcohol free uses the barrel instead of the chest. Come on, it's right there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Clearly the non-alcoholic version is what they consider the real treasure...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Alcohol free rum?

Jesus Christ