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Mastodon is powered by sex toy companies, essay taking services and online casinos. Doesn't seem that out of place to me.
EDIT: For all the down voters, please peep the Mastodon sponsor list: https://joinmastodon.org/sponsors#supported_by. Website boy doesn't get off any more scot-free than anyone else.
T.S is also based on Mastodon and got caught using their code without attribution. That was the joke.
Also, obligatory death to america
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