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Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Holy crap, what happened to Dan Schneider?

[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's pretty much an "open secret" that he's a pedophile who abused a number of the female stars of Nickelodeon shows.

This is a vine from one of his former stars. I don't see any way to interpret that except as a cry for help with the thinnest fucking veneer of hiding behind comedy.

Beyond that, of what I understand to be the openly verifiable stuff, he's openly a sex pest with a foot fetish as he has had a number of incredibly out of place scenes involving shots of underage female stars feet in the shows he has overseen, and he also tried to start a trend of getting (mostly underage) fans of his shows to write messages on their feet and post the pictures to twitter. I think it was "supposed" to be some sort of campaign to bring a show back?

Man is at absolute best a disgusting fucking creep preying on the underage for his foot fetish. Tons of circumstantial evidence that he's much much worse than that.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

Don't forget, he's had multiple pedophiles on his set. You don't just get a bunch of pedophiles in your orbit for no reason.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, I know all that, I was referring to the picture. He's looking rough.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I mean he’s been fat most of his life and he’s pushing 60. But yeah his lips look weird with that beard

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

its possible to have a foot fetish without being a creep about it. let's not kink shame the pedophile rapist sex pest.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

its possible to have a foot fetish without being a creep about it.

Although that's a perfectly innocent fetish under normal circumstances, it is not Innocent when he's getting sexual gratification from minors without their knowledge. That's creepy as fuck. Nobody would care if he was attracted to the feet of consenting adults.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

no different than him creeping on any other part of their bodies.