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Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

Don't forget, he's had multiple pedophiles on his set. You don't just get a bunch of pedophiles in your orbit for no reason.