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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The US government also did time travel so that Obama could kill Kennedy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Don't give Aaron new ideas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

But Kennedy dying started a series of events that lead directly to Nixon, their second favorite boy.