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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Well my time to scheduled su1c1de just fast forwarded a little, or we can also get a gun and blast these things before it gets out of hand

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Ok OK, probably not those last two, but something more like this

We are long pigs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

can also get a gun and blast these things before it gets out of hand

Honestly, I get the distinct impression that everything in the hunting section at your local Walmart is going to be woefully ineffective. May I recommend a defensive position with difficult to traverse stairs?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wish I didn't feel somewhat similar, yet here I am...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I don’t think peaceful elderly life is in our future my friend