this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Omg how? Where is the jaw?!?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He shaved it off by accident :-(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's what you get when you buy Nickel Shave Club

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does he at least get his Nickelback?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but a guy comes and throws it at your forehead

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It hurts for a bit, but then you get a straight buzz

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

He simply absorbs objects.