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Okay but we need to do better or literally everyone dies to climate change, right? So...
Yeah. Yeah I figured.
Let's see what happens
Yes. Let's wait and see until theres no options left!
Exactly. No point in worrying if there's nothing we can do about it anyway!
And this doesn't count as suicide, becausebim pretending its not happening! Its perfect!
FYI I'm quite active in that arena personally. I just meant in a big picture way like let's see if humans get through this filter.
We need to free ourselves from some of the classes who will absolutely not be making it through any filters, if we want to do that, and I don't think shitty Jeff is going to settle for 'aging beach himbo who can run the fuck out of a spreadsheet and power game your tabletop group to ruin'
The sad thing is that we won't just die to climate change, but everything becomes way more hellish than it already is, to the point where we'd wish we had just died...
Yeah it won't be the gentle 20th century 'sirens and then two hours later everyone suddenly stops existing' apocalypse. It will be brutal and horrible and show us the worst we can be. Everybody with die-by thousands, by dozens, one by one.
But, like, can't stop line go up, so...