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Code quality can be measured in fucks per minute (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm usually completely chill when I'm on the clock. When I write code for myself, that's when I feel personally attacked by my mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm the exact opposite: when I was still coding for work, that was when the curses flowed forth like a majestic waterfall, but I've always loved working on my own projects and don't mind adversity and mistakes at all

[–] dukk 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m both, I say fuck all the time. I fuck on and off the clock.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

A proper fucker

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

How dare they!?