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Anon learns about nuts (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 142 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Now make him freak out again by telling him peanuts aren't nuts.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Ground beans.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Well, you can eat them whole too. ;)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Hummus?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

yeah so basically they're coffee without the water

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Coffee beans aren't beans, they're closer to cherries.

So yes, they're exactly like coffee beans without the water.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

That’s nuts…… I will see myself out now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Does he know about cashews?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Alright that's enough shock for one day.